Voted for Felger. That take is almost post-structuralist and needs to be studied by generations of college kids at Take U.

I had to do something similar to a drunk asshole at a fucking Spiritualized gig (not the first band that comes to mind when one thinks of violent audience interactions). I believe the words “Drag you outside and kick the shit out of you” may have been used.

I’m going to print this out and put it up in my kitchen... which I should go clean right now..

The comments on this piece are outstanding. I take McNair’s stupid hat off too all y’all.

Because so many Poles and other Eastern Europeans live in Ireland, we have a bewildering (and occasionally intimidating) array of delicious pickled veg easily accessible. Its wonderful.

I like Chris Thompson a great deal: he seems like a great guy and he’s an excellent writer, one of my favourites. But, damn my blackened Cubs fan soul to hell, I’m looking forward to his agonised take on this over the weekend.

This is craven, cowardly bullshit. This is executives panicking that MAGA chuds will cancel their subscriptions (the only cords they cut are made of wood). Fucking shame on ESPN.

I laughed my ass off and cheered when Aaron Rodgers stuck the knife into that twisted little fucks team. I’m a Bears fan.

Not trolling here, genuine confusion. How the hell does this happen? Surely these guys are taught to kick like metronomes throughout high school/college. Rugby players have to a) play an actual position in addition to kicking b) deal with constantly shifting angles rather than dead in front and c) generally have worse…

The shit in the delicious cereal might be Schmaltz’ knee injury. That line was definitely a Thing.

This makes me think of Ringo reminiscing about the ‘Beatle Burnings’... Something along the lines of “And then they went out and bought them all again! Thanks very much!”

Spurs fans are the worst people on earth no matter which country they come from.

That sharp noise you may have heard over in the US at the final whistle was the entire non-Dublin population of Ireland groaning “Fucking Dubs”.

I’m sure several of these people are Cardinals fans, but there doesn’t appear to be any specifically BFIB whining going on here.... you guys are letting your game slip.

Barry and his mom to replace awful-takeman and Drew... I’d subscribe

Albert should change his byline to Trebla Okenrub. Would probably upset the halfwits even more...

Well done, that man.

That was my suggestion re: the Hall of Fame. I don’t think it would be a circle jerk... Just a chance to relive some quality jokes like All Takes Matter (genius stroke by whoever coined that one) and an opportunity to needle the Best Fans in Baseball all over again..

The very first photo is Oxford fucking Circus... Which is some way from the Emirates. What in hell?

They do this in the Burren in Ireland, too...as well as pick the impossibly rare alpine plants that will die and wither before they get back to the car, leave litter and henerally act like dickholes. Oh, and I caught a bunch of Italian tourists scratching their names into the Giant’s Causeway once. People fucking…