Maybe a clenching?

Grittiest, scrappiest folk I can think of are Turkish. If they’re your friend, you have a friend for life. If you fuck with them.... heaven help you. They will devour your soul and the souls of anyone you ever nodded at. They’ve been fucked by Europeans and Asians and are still doing their thang.

You missed a trick not going international with your airport draft: Changi in Singapore is almost pleasurable to be in, especially Harry’s bar, which is in a cactus garden on the roof.

HMRC, I think...

Religion is poison. The blind pig that was Chairman Mao found that acorn.

Somewhere, in a tastefully-appointed Red Room, David Lynch just sat bolt upright..

Now if only we could convince him that re-enacting Slim Pickens’ last scene in Dr.Strangelove next time they drop a MOAB would get loads of play...

Don’t take this the wrong way, Marchman, but feel free to dine on fistfuls of shit. Love you!

Hall of Fame former players in charge? That’s bound to work, right Colorado?

I’m not American, so maybe it’s a cultural thing... but I never, ever understood this “Mercy Rule” thing in US Sprotz. The only question that needs asking in these situations is “Is Points Differential a (potential) tiebreaker?”. If yes, then take all those shots and run that score the hell up.

I had deep-fried Aubergine wedges for the first time in China some years ago and came very close to founding a religion based on them on the spot.

Unlike, oh, say, pregnancy as a result of rape or incest ( just to pick a totally random example for no reason); Burneko regularly flensing these shitheads truly is a “Gift from God”.

Next time she sees him, Merkel should give Trump a copy of the Rome Statute with a handwritten invite for the US to recognise the International Criminal Court.

I did not think that I was going to make fried chicken tonight. I was gravely mistaken. I am going to make fried chicken tonight.

I have many, many vices but fortunately, gambling isn’t one of them.

“We’re just innocent little small-time profiteers off brutal addiction and massive human misery, not like those fat cats in Vegas”

Apropos of nothing, but “Malky” is a slang word originating with Glasgow’s razor gangs that when used as a noun describes a straight-razor and when used as a verb means to slash someone wide open with said sharp implement. Both uses apply here.

The bookies took a bath? Couldn’t happer to a nicer bunch of predators. Fuck them with a rusty shovel that was recently used to clear up leper shit. In St. Louis.

History will remember this as the start of the Burneko/Magary 2020 ticket. *hops back in time machine*

I’m going to assume you weren’t a football fan back in the days where an Home game against Italian or Eastern European side involved them putting all 11 men behind the ball for the entire game. The “Away” goal rule was brought in to try to put a stop to “Inter Milan 0; Bayern 0".