“We’re just innocent little small-time profiteers off brutal addiction and massive human misery, not like those fat cats in Vegas”

yes, yes he is. Informative yet hilarious... and devilishly handsome, too.

Apropos of nothing, but “Malky” is a slang word originating with Glasgow’s razor gangs that when used as a noun describes a straight-razor and when used as a verb means to slash someone wide open with said sharp implement. Both uses apply here.

The bookies took a bath? Couldn’t happer to a nicer bunch of predators. Fuck them with a rusty shovel that was recently used to clear up leper shit. In St. Louis.

Can you give Dr. Shostak his own weekly column, please and thanks?

I’ve realised that these appointments are all the fault of some well meaning civil servants:

History will remember this as the start of the Burneko/Magary 2020 ticket. *hops back in time machine*

I’m going to assume you weren’t a football fan back in the days where an Home game against Italian or Eastern European side involved them putting all 11 men behind the ball for the entire game. The “Away” goal rule was brought in to try to put a stop to “Inter Milan 0; Bayern 0".