This just in: FSB released a series of photos of Russian soldiers being escorted into a pool... and then Ukrainian Nazi forces took the stairs out!

You’re right. You should stop looking at these articles.

Whenever I use an elevator, I just step back on the button as I leave it so it resets for my next inevitable death.

My personal fave is Quordle

“Offensive” is subjective. Their rules seem to forget that homonyms are thing.

“Commenter aims, but misses.” 

This is neither shameless nor shoehorned. The game was quoted as the direct reason the family realized something was wrong. Settle down.

6 months tops until someone uses this to beat Dark Souls

How dare you speak ill of Amber?!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Thanks for clearing that up. I though he actually had super powers. 

Before anyone thinks of doing this, please consider:

Comment that contains related meme and will be buried

Comment reply that disagrees with the original comment due to a misreading of a clause in the original comment, but angrily so.

Comment that contradicts author’s post but in a passive-aggressive way to seem edgy, but really I’m just fishing for upvotes and hoping people will respond so I can call them out and spit vitriol at them.

OH YEAH!