No more unsettling than a real child.

If we ever meet Original Beth, she should be voiced by Lecy Goranson.

Really? My 7 year old loves Rick and Morty. Haven’t seen it myself as “TV Time” in my house is about the only time I get to go have a smoke and a beer instead of catering to the little buggers every whim...

Frog fractions 2

My guess is because it'd take them all of ten minutes to do the conversion.

Lol, enjoy your shitty attitude.

These lovely Polynesian women are exhausted by the hot, humid weather, perhaps you can offer them a drink with a straw to quench both of your thirsts.

I love the door kicking moment too - but I can't help but laugh every time I experience one. I have a lot of friends and family in the military or law enforcement. In breach and clear situations; doorways are called "vertical coffins", you literately have less than 5 seconds to either react or make a decision. The…