It's enough to make a guy fly private!

The Magnificent Seven?

After listening to Lori's speech about raising a child in a zombie apocalypse, I would've guessed the solution to all her problems lie within a wire hanger.

"...my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."

The thing is that studios don't think practical when they can just fake everything. Tents, an old plane, and possibly the mountains are the only things they would use that already exist, and even then the mountains would just be used in establishing shots. All other mountain shots as well as the tunnels and ruins…

"Can we get a hip, current artist to re-record Eye of the Tiger?"

Because I can tell by the pixels.

What an awful teacher. I'm so happy my teachers never preached that garbage.

Followed closely by: "I can see your navel."

An Oscar-worthy performance if I've ever seen one!

I think the phrase you were looking for was "damme you".

I loved that episode but I always thought it was strange that Hurley wanted to rewrite/fix the most loved of the Star Wars movies.

I put "ABACADABA" all the way down!

Something tells me they will only read the "Disadvantages" list.

Deer are graceful, pretty, and delicious.

"Oh, I'll take a vet over an M.D. any day. They gotta be able to cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog - all on the same day."

"you just have to wonder how much effort they must put in to make it look as little as the picture as possible."

That's not very scary. More like a six-foot turkey.

They aren't shocked, they're jealous.

If I still had a cassette player, I'd fire up my "'Weird Al' Yankovic's Greatest Hits" right about now.