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Honestly, I think the only way it gets enforced is to punish those who don’t enforce it with concussions of equal severity.

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

To be fair, there wasn’t a whole lot of athletic distance between “Tommy Maddox at the height of his physical prowess” and “Tommy Maddox in the throes of partial paralysis”.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

They’re still trying to figure out where East and West Korea went.

Two typo’s, huh?

Yeah, you know, it really works. Trump is five INTs-in-a-half bad at presidenting, while Clinton would’ve given us 200 yards, 1 TD, and no picks in presiding over an unexciting but marginally effective bureaucracy that wins games 16-10.

As a Mavs fan, F the Clippers.

I’m sorry but are you trying to tell me northern Arizona is 9th in the country right now? Man, how long was I asleep?

College of the Ozarks is a small Christian liberal arts school

Yup. That’s what we want. People putting principles before profits. Any principles. Doesn’t matter what the principles are. Liberalism is the idea that any and all principles are equally good and valid. Religious Intolerance, Racial Supremacy, Misogyny, the principle of Profits being more important than…

At least it wasn’t “monkeys running the zoo”

Or someone not “smart” enough to ask their “barber” not to make them look like a “complete asshole.”

funny coming from a man who’s not even “smart” enough to understand the “nuance” of committing fraud with credit cards.

bow of flags?

You’re a smart guy and good commenter. That was clearly head hunting. Don’t split hairs.

No Jim Ward, no deal. Say what you will about Sparta and their relative lack of creativity, but Ward was the grounding force that kept Cedric and Omar from devolving into a self-indulgent mess. Which is exactly what they did in The Mars Volta. Antemasque has been a lot better in that regard, but I just can't consider…