I do appreciate that you used the word “seem”.

It looks nothing like that.

Something tells me Jim Irsay’s stash is never that hidden.

I'm a big Kershaw fan, but we can't start calling 7-inning performances a "2-hitter." You need to go all 9 to get that distinction

It’s worth learning how to recognize snark online.

918 Spyder technology for 911 Turbo money...and also slower than a 911 Turbo and no more fuel efficient.

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

He knows what he did.

Indicted. 

I empathize with this far more than I should.

That gives Yelich eight dingers in six games against the Cardinals, and at this point he should be given a role in the team’s front office.

I’d just like to point out that the morning after the women’s final, I was threatened here with a commenting ban because I disagreed with the author and deigned to say that Serena was wrong and Ramos was doing his job. That seemed a little short-sighted/heavy-handed, given that the author believed a verbal abuse…

Sorry, he threw 52 pitches in TWO innings?

Okay.

You know what, we crap on the guy but Tim Tebow’s minor league journey is a low key great sports story. He’s OPSing .734 in AA ball. A lot of life long baseball guys who get drafted high never do that. A lot of guys flame out. AA baseball is hard, and this guy just picked up a bat after a decade or so away from the…

I pray her kid is never constipated.

$550,000 sounds like a lot until you compare that to the price of it’s sister ship, the USS Gerald R Ford which would cost you just shy of $13billion. In that light $550K is a steal for a boat.

Are you being purposely obtuse?

John is a psycho.

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