Good luck getting even this well read crowd into a massive series of massive tomes 10 (or actually, 18 and counting) books long!

Motherfuckin' pimpin'. The Party blessed you with its future. Protect it with fire.

Put on an orangutan suit and start the rampage on Fifth Avenue. No one will prosecute you.

Ah, so this is what it must be like to be young, white, rich and stupid, without a care in Trumpistan. (Surely the token black guy invalidates my snark, eh?)

I have heard good things about it, but my memories of Syfy shows are of of poor budgets and a disregard for the source material, so I am skeptical.

HBO, Netflix or nothing. Syfy ruins what they touch and the BBC is too too British and twee

Used to be part of the Olden Folks package when I was a phone monkey for Directv.

Are you? I am disappointed in Neil. I've mentioned it to you repeatedly. I do like him. But I've moved on. Read Mieville if you want a glimpse of what Gaiman coulda been ffs.(EDIT: Here's your chance to rip Mieville! Hurry!)

Yeah, Stephanie Meyer tops lists too. Neil certainly does write "what he likes." Like Stephen King he can make a best seller of a laundry list because he is coasting on fame.. I want to have respect for him again. He has more potential than this. Filthy lucre is a pow'ful incentive, though. Hell of a drug. Hasta la…

Improvements, not likely. Diversification du jour? There's your reason.

If you read that novellete (two years ago) you should know it is not. Norse Mythology is not. Odd and the Frost Giants is not. So, Neil, in your leather jackets and inner pain (still have Hummels on your mantelpiece?)… when?

When are you going to write for adults again? And you are not a Ramone.

Take the bait damn you!

I had to review "Army of Darkness" for the high schoolie rag. My 2nd (or 3rd) article pulled from print.

Yeah dood, unless it'd between the months of February through May, South Padre is deader than Keith Richards. I was there for a massive New Order gig many moons ago. The music of nuclear winter in 100 degree heat. Also, fuck Bill Bellamy.

Take more edginolazopam, your dissent isn't convincing enough. Your feefees are valid and all, they're just not correct: Tom Waits. Nick Cave. David Bowie… Not good enough for you? What is good enough for you, then? Monster Magnet? The Motor City Madman? Corey Haim? Meghan Trainor? Enlighten us.

You call yourself a Cure "fan" and yet you don't like or give Disintegration a chance? You sicken and disgust me. Return to your Belle and Sebastian and you Shakespear's Sister and burn your music creds.

Thanks for triggering trauma. I worked at a theater when both Spike Lee's odious Girl 6 and Steve Martin's flatulent Sgt. Bilko played and oh God I wanted to gouge out my eyes or put something in my veins

Upvoted for name-dropping The Deaner.

I can't believe I snuck in to see that garbage. I want money back too. I was surrounded by kids throwing footballs down the aisles and people sneaking in boxes of Church's chicken. Stay classy, Austin.