J. Geils is exactly what I used to tape off the radio, along with the Cars and Weird Al. In other words, JoJo villains.

I think grandma would also appreciate Axl's cat fuck howl on "Knocking on Heaven's Door."

It was a playground hit when I was in the same grade. I knew a kid who was suspended for singing "Cum On Feel the Noize" that year. And somewhere in the world there exists a cassette recording of an 8yo me singing "How Deep is Your Love."

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding.

The "Ledgers of Zelda?"

It better be as camp and fab as the old Mega Man cartoon

Whenever I see Shep Smith, I see Weyoun.

It's Ninty's pocket monster catching craze
We hope you will endure the show
It's Ninty's pocket monster catching craze
Sit back and let the seizures roll
Ninty's seizure causing, Ninty's seizure causing,
Ninty's seizure causing, playground craze
It's wonderful to seize up, it's certainly a thrill
We'd love to go to ICU
We'd…

I felt a little sick, like when you put on someone's thick ass Rx glasses. Instaheadache.

It's the Summer of Bob!

Which one of Jerry's girlfriends would David Duchovny have played?

I like those blue and orange art pieces.

The best song in the Daredevil movie ("Lapdance" by N.E.R.D) wasn't even included in the soundtrack if I recall correctly.

I group my admittedly few (less than 100) classical music CDs under "Gould, Glenn" and "Not Gould, Glenn").

Something KISS never would've done. If only they had first hit the scene these days we would have dodged a bullet of mediocrity.

My 90s 'movie' is Be Cool About Fire Safety. This fire safety public service announcement with the toejammin' earlworm you might remember is supported by a surprise Little Richard performance and the rockabilly "Stop, Drop and Roll." Featuring Gilbert Gottfriend as a smoke detector and Police Academy's Michael Winslow…

The other kind of Ballardian, the kind that worships the failure of Modernism. Or something.

He's bad, shamon, you know it.

My local library is a Ballardian horror at the corner of Wal-mart and Dollar Tree.

Tarkin's influence rubbing off on him.