“You need another drink like you need a hole in your he—”

The Fiat Panda was actually designed by a human? I always thought it was created when the design team was on strike.

Apparently I’m not rich enough to be poor enough to buy a Macan.

I prefer a local load balancing router than routing my traffic through someone’s servers

Not the best outcome if you're a vegetarian.

le Bender Face

Wizardry.

Here we are - our tributes from District 12!

"It's nice, owning the only pair of gloves in North Korea."

Kiss it, Jesus demands it!

" see Jesus in a taco "