Everyone from East Europe, afaik.

Somehow this reminds me of South Park :

As his first car, my father almost bought an Aro but eventually settled for an Oltcit (Citroen Axel clone) that was cheaper and readily available at the time. The drawback was the psychologist shortage due to recurrent problems with the ignition block.

Suzuki Samurai will do.

Here :

Don’t want a self-driving car, but a safety feature based on that technology will do.

Please replace ants with cattle.

try "lacul iovanu"