WHITSON!

The rubbery texture just means they weren’t cooked well. Mushrooms, eggplant, tofu - all the same. They can be great, but most people don’t bother to bring out the greatness. I will never order eggplant in a restaurant because it always either has that weird texture or is completely soaked in oil.

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

It went over it’s designed load limits. The airframe was compromised.

Here’s the problem, the little sites depend on the ads as well.

Any fat will do the job, actually. Mayo is a traditional sandwich topping for exactly this reason.

The most unrealistic part of this is a dusty, working Xbox 360.

Same thing with “real” yogurt, I make my own occasionally, and can enjoy quite a bit of it without much ill effects. The lactose sugars are consumed during natural fermentation, which most store bought yogurt doesn’t go through, or at least all the way through.

My brother comes in, “hey, there’s a problem with my car. Can you look at it?”

I’d like to think they enjoy it, especially the cats. They definitely enjoy it: “Yep. That’s my fur on your pillow. You look bored, why don’t you go ahead and clean that up. Thaaaanks.”

Hey China, when you went sailing by Alaska, which actually IS recognized sovereign territory, how much whining and grandstanding did we do? Hypocrisy isn’t exactly going to help your case here guys.

This particular move isn’t just a way to test your strenght, it’s a good way to blow out a disc.

Aint you just a special little snowflake, then.

Don’t jump into conclusions, it might be he just breath through his six-pack

I think frying is the way to go one those. Pulling up the top pan to see if they’re crisp could be messy (if they’re not yet done).

But...but...when pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime

I was wondering how this would work as a backlight for scanning negatives, myself....

“Whatever you feel like. What do you want?”
“I don’t care, I’m up for anything.”

Here’s a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day a long a spicy scent is your reward.

Vinegar is magic.