@kemperboyd: Holy shit, is this terrible!

@Ron Dayne's Strict Diet: +1 Corby dolphin laugh

Never has one picture summed up the fanbase of a team so completely.

@chuckv: You don't "fix" Arrested Development references. You ought to be ashamed.

@Sir_Loin: Yeah, but the biscuit caught it from the basket.

@Bill Hicks Ringtone: You forgot to add "First!"

@titansfan78: Doubtful, since Mr. Robertson has often called for the assassination of "Dick Towel"

@Hans Todd Christiansen Anderson: Oh dear... I laughed for 30 straight seconds at your comment. Thanks for helping me start 2010 with an incredible laugh!

@cyruss: The only exception to the rule that I can think of right now is at the movie theater. The ticket prices and the concessions are usually listed with tax already included.

@TVs_Frank: I'm sure you've just shattered her whole world by telling her that you're too good to sleep with her... #alexisraven

@Joe Hass: I'll mace you good!

@jwaves2007: In this particular case, let's just go with crazy.

@xhack: Brother, you're not kidding.

Seriously, a grown man bringing his glove to the game and bragging about it?

@MrRedDevil: He was just looking around for someone he could respect, you know?

@Joetimek: Back in his day, it was "Jew ratings gold".

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: Of course not, that would be racist!

@Karlifornia: Emotion Lotion!

@Hatey McLife: + "One"

@Texy: Way to lump in Nolan Ryan with those two assholes.