Stockholm Syndrome?

Ugh. Sure, if a marriage is equivalent to an employment contract in your eyes.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

In Soviet Russia, championship-destined team lose to you.

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

The 2016 Warriors do? They go to a children’s dentist or something before the game?

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t refer to my Grandma’s assisted living facility that way!

Take a Xanax weirdo

I have no personal investment in Cleveland sports, but I find myself curiously happy I just watched that.

The refs can’t decide a winner unless the game is crazy close, and this was never that. Ref fixing in the NBA revolves around the over/under and the point spread. Mostly they’re just bad at a job human’s can’t ever really be good at in real time.

I mean, Green earned that suspension, and it came about 5 games later than it should have. There’s no conspiracy there, the guy is a fucking habitual nut hunter. He did that to himself.

How are you? I’m thinking of you and everyone else in our community who has to be a journalist today when maybe they just want to grieve.

Look, I get why she did it. The State Department sucks at cybersecurity and IT. There’s a general consensus that if you want to get shit done, private email is the way to do it. Colin Powell also exclusively used private email for State Department business. Any business-related email sent from the private server was…

A lot of people were enthusiastic about Hitler. What the fuck does enthusiasm matter?

Serious question, though. Do you in your heart truly believe that Hillary is less electable? I'm a registered Republican, and I'm voting for Hillary this November. I've voted on party lines for the entirety of my adult life, but Donald Trump does not get my vote. If it's Sanders vs. Trump, I don't know what I'd do.…

You’re an idiot. And you expect people to be okay with it because you’ve got a reason. Sorry, your reason is fucking childish.

If Trump wins, I’m blaming this on Bernie supporters. It’s bad enough he’s losing because all he ever did was promise golden eggs to everyone, but that he’s continuing to cause a drift with democratic support is fucked up (pretty sure he would want all those Clinton voters later if he were ahead in the polls).
Unless…

She doesn’t want it now because unlike Sanders (and, if we’re being honest, Stein), she realizes that you can’t just say something’s going to happen and make it happen. If she wins—and I think she will—she’ll be assuming office very likely with a hostile House AND Senate taking full aim at her for having the audacity…

Green voters are, without exception, effete narcissists who will ultimately die of overweening pride.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.