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“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

How is that a plug? He didn’t even name it or link to it. He just mentioned a personal way this bummed him out, which is kind of the point of a eulogy.

Everyone knows which means there’s no point in saying it as though it’s some amazing revelation, but if you’re desperate to be dull you still can anyway as long as you’re not a colossal fucking dickspittle about it. You failed, now fuck off.

Two thoughts ...

Equality and respect isn’t fawning. It’s equality and respect. Why are you so angry and upset about the idea of treating someone with dignity, regardless of what’s between their legs? It just sounds like women scare you the way you’re so confrontational towards anyone who treats them as equals.

Maybe you’re mad about

They (USWNT) are goddesses that walk the earth. I’m forever grateful to my 12-year-old daughter, who made me a USWNT super-fanboy during the Women’s World Cup. I needed new sports heroes after I finally had enough of the NFL this year.

This is of course a strategic move to make it harder for you to get up and leave the room or pretend you are busy, etc. My mother’s version of this was bringing up horrible topics while she was driving and I was trapped in the car. To this day my sister and I mime turning off a car radio when one of us wants to bring

For the love of god, don’t let the Seahawks fans know you can do this.

trying to beef up this content,..,. dont mind this “look behind the curtain”

It can be.

I am HERE for this.

Sorry, no, Rudy is not a good movie.

I loved this nice moment.

One good scene means any criticism of the whole movie is invalid? OOOOOK buddy, go back to South Bend.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

i propose a vote to make this crossover permanent, any seconds?

Trap = the house where you cook crack/sell drugs out of. Trap Queen = the dealer’s GF who he trusts w all that shit.

I am singing it as “to take an oath” from now on.

my favorite kid mishearing—Dirt Off Your Shoulder: “if you’re feeling like a pancake, go and brush your shoulders off”

One time my fiancé saw this band of thirteen year olds performing a cover of killing in the name of by rage against the machine and they sang the chorus as “NUH-UH I won’t do what you tell me” and at the end of the song they said “just kidding!”