midwestlez
midwestlez
midwestlez

STOP ASKING ALL THE HARD QUESTIONS

you, babbity, are a certified genius. are you by chance running for office this coming year? i support ALL of your stances!!!

Imagine how much better the world would be if apology pizza and protest dancing were a thing.

think of it like a frat chapters, except less violent and more socially aware

Franchising helps increase your market share.

WHY WHY WHY CAN’T MAJOR NEWS ORGANIZATIONS MANAGE TO COVER THIS SHIT PROPERLY???

CNN: Whitesplaining the news for 34 years.

AH YES CHRISSY IS THE BESTEST OF ALL THE BEST THINGS EVER

Useless post is useless but it’s SNS so anything goes!

You guys, first of all, I love Chrissy Teigen. Always have always will. I remember when she posted that photo and I loved her even more for it.

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

Arbys: die full.

Lesbians always ramp it up to beating on each other and throwing shit about. I was only surprised this happened in their home and not on a sidewalk outside of a bar

Subway Sucks

There is nothing more unsettling than being in a strange city—or a strip mall, or a bus terminal—and getting a big

Hey, people who are into unarmed black people getting murdered by cops, you’re winning. Mike Brown is dead, the cops who killed Mike Brown and Eric Garner didn’t even get indicted, and more unarmed black people are getting shot and killed by the police every couple of days. What the fuck are you so angry about, you

We are a nation that literally lost its shit when a COMMERCIAL for disgusting SUGAR WATER dared to play “America the Beautiful” in languages other than English.

So no. We can’t get our shit together for even a moment. Sorry. :-(

More like: Stay KKKlassy, Feguson. WTF is REALLY going on in Missouri? First the mayor thing, now this?

Jesus fucking Christ, white people. Can’t we get our shit together for like one fucking moment? Fuck this is horrible.