I swear, this is Julianne Hough's recipe for the perfect pizza:
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The second this exam is over and I've finished up the last of my finals for this quarter, I am going to buy myself a 2 hour massage. I am so excited for this massage that I cried a little last night thinking about it.
You mean on the Unbreakable post? Yeah...that was embarrassing as fuck.
I'm drunk and in Austin this city is weird ok bye!
Well, I did it.
I'm going to work on editing the novel I wrote starting next month. I want to enter it in a contest. I'm looking forward to that. I think I let it sit enough to start working on it again.
This week I had to do something I never thought I would have to do. In my classroom, we are growing sea monsters. One of them died and we had a memorial service for it. Its name was Larry. It was not even a half inch long. It was very surreal having a service for Larry. We played John Legend for it because one of my…
Oh you have reignited MY SEARING AND ALL CONSUMING RAGE FOR THIS MONSTER. I know she's sick, but I don't have any sympathy for her. NONE. I wish she could have had some real consequences for the pain that she caused. She's a disgusting person.
What did you do to end racial discrimination today? Personally, I ended racial discrimination this morning by stealing a pen from a white man*. It was an accident - I signed a receipt at a drive-thru and forgot to give the pen back - but I'm pretty sure it leveled the playing field, race-wise. Thank God for me!
Siri does something right for a change. Yes, let's.
Check out Archive of Our Own. I have a feeling the Boo Boo Cookie fics are about to come POURING in.
Getting punched in the face:
I love Lesley Knope so much.
Like a cat does, exactly like a cat does...
I like the way you get down.
Being robbed of your material possessions V. Being robbed of your dignity
Today's choices were easy except LIBRARIES V. CEMETERIES.