THE DOGS MADE ME DO IT (I have 5; I'm out-numbered)

Yah...that was me. I'm TeamDog 110%!! So much so that I'm willing to get robbed (though there would be nothing to steal)

I wish "watching crying drunk girls scream at their boyfriends on IMAX" was an option. Oh well, there's always next year.

Obviously it was a dog.

Sure the fuck did NOT

Team Yoga Nerd MD

Who wants to get robbed? OWN UP TO IT, WEIRDO.

You fuckers better not vote for babies :/

oh buzzfeed said something? must be true

I want to know the condition of the bathroom in the instance of Christian buttcheeks farting hot dogs

(a megachurch in suburban Kansas sponsored by Monsanto and an oil company run, somehow, by a CEO that is a fetus),

Shrayber. Did you just post this because the rest of the day's posts are going to be MASSIVELY fucked up?

No I could not get through that. Also, she needs more flour on that rolling pin. That's what I got from the piece that I watched.

I have two dogs and my favorite thing to do is lay on the ground and let them climb over me. It definitely helps when I've had a shitty day. Here are my dogs, one was adopted from the humane society and the other is from a rescue group.

I have a male friend who's been in love with ever since her appearances on short-lived Australian comedy improv TV series 'Thank God You're Here', where comedians were put in a costume and thrust into the middle of a scene and had to figure out what was happening and play along.

SAVAGES

Who are these under the roll people, really? Show yourselves!