The other option is of course comprehensive sex education, low cost birth control and legal abortions, all of which your state opposes at every chance.

I'm guessing "someone like this" means "someone this fucking stupid"

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

"I'm pro-life"

Lindsey Lohan is the definition of spoiled and entitled. Every chance she is given she thumbs her nose at the law and those who enforce it. Burglary, multiple DUI's, car crashes, drug possesion, assault, lying to the police and each time she fails to do the very minimum that is required. It is time for the book to be…

Orijen is great stuff, especially if you're at the point of making your own. Frankly their ingredients will likely be better than anything you'd make yourself.

I took my shoes off to dance on the dirt floor, and it was so dark. Anyway, this man who's my husband now rescued my shoes and put them up on a pipe somewhere so that I had to go to him, and say, "Please, sir, where are my shoes?"

Those eyelashes are ridic. Truly at some point she will look like Snuffleufagus.

Same!

I love that I could hear both their voices and distinct cadences when I read this! They're both such classy broads.

Older women friendships (well all healthy female friendships) make my heart sing.

and the school even honored a pedophile teacher with a plaque that read "he touched us all"

the white liberal god of the left. you know the truth is much more popular/palatable from a white person's mouth. even #onhere.

To further Wilmore's point, if I loved my wife the amount Giuliani loves 9/11, I'd never pull out.

Then Wilmore added that most of the world came together after 9/11 because it was such a moving moment that they actually forgot that what a "colossal prick" Giuliani is.

I am literally frightened of the political landscape of the United States without Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Who is going to call out the Republicans on their bullshit with such eloquence? Who is going to carry that water?

"You're not the Mayor of 9/11, you don't own 9/11. You don't own anything but the unique willingness to crassly exploit it."

It's a reflection of exactly how indispensable Stewart has become, and how deeply he'll be missed, that one of my first reactions after hearing Giuliani's comments was disappointment that they came down during a week when The Daily Show was off.