So this is what happens when you win the goddamn genetic lottery.

Sia needs to drop that hair longer and go full out Cousin It.

Just saw on PBS's facebook page that "tonight, on Independent Lens | PBS, American Denial investigates the power of unconscious racial biases."

I follow a lot of "instafamous" moms on Instagram, and a few of them are very young. One in particular is 17, and she got pregnant when she was 14 or 15. She was very quiet about who the father of her child was until a few months ago when they made their relationship "Facebook official." The guy looked very, very old…

Here's a post from his tumblr.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Somewhat related, but I am a competitive body builder so I drink a lot of breast milk and steroid cycle and have now started producing breast milk myself. Is the breast milk I produce (as a roided up man) as nutritious as a woman's breast milk? Can I feed it to a baby?

I'm with you. It's nasty.

Breast Butter. The new organic diet and weight loss supplement!

the lumps are fat, breast milk is not homogenized all you have to do is shake it up. I have tasted it, to see and it's kind of like rice pudding. I put a couple drops on my kids scratches and they heal faster. It's weird.

my friend reading this from behind me told me not to act up like the judgemental cunt I am, but. this. is. gross.

Best. Line. Tonight.

Sorry, but it had to be said.

Cicely Tyson! From my V and her daddy's P.

So I guess what Huck did for Quinn is considered romatico in Scandal..

Fitz is going to get everyone killed, isn't he?

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE FEARS SPIDERS

I raised a teenage girl alone, and I swear there is not enough money/drugs/sex/whatever in the universe that could convince me that I should go through that again. Nothing. And, as I type this, I'm sitting here looking at my 3-year-old grandson and my 8-year-old grandson and The Dog and thinking, "Well, this could…