this will undoubtedly be unpopular but this article and the emergence of the 1997 ironman video in the comments just made me so very angry.

I'm team could not give less fucks. Bored rich people gonna cray cray cray and I'm gonna not care care care.

I think this is positively the dumbest thing.

I had the exact opposite response, her pride led her to ignore the fact that her body was clearly done. It's just as stupid as someone ignoring a heart attack and eating another cheeseburger, but because she ignored good sense for a marathon she's a hero.

when food fights back!!

That reminds me of a joke...

I COULD NOT HAVE DREAMT OF A BETTER HAPPENING!!! THIS IS PURE FUCKING GOLD ! GOLD I TELL YA!

trapp you fucking nailed this

holy shit this is amazing

it's insane how cheap something can look when it's not age appropriate. like it's still basic on bristol because she is fucking basic af but it just looks like TRASH on sarah, who is, by all accounts, a very attractive woman who has been styled quite well in the past.

omfg

OMG thank you. The first thing I thought was how it looked like Bristol dressed her, but this, I couldn't have even asked for. Perfection.

Borrowing Bristol's clothes.

OMFG that is the best thing ever. Sarah has that nylons sheen so I think she wins.

OH GOD NO SO AWKWARD NOOOOO

its from 2011, who wore it better???

That's true but it's also very low on the list of Things Wrong With Her Outfit.

Well, when you've been hit with *bird* shot, you obviously can't go to a place that serves burgers...

Hunting with Dick Cheney is less hazardous than eating a Double Down Dog.

A guy with an open gunshot wound is still arguably the healthiest person in a KFC.