his user name -is- "chrisbrownisgod".....

Wait, what? A 60,000,000 dollar apartment? Are the walls made of cocaine? Does it have the capability of turning into a rocket ship during the inevitable end of days? I bet the refrigerator makes four kinds of ice.

Was just thinking, I should get married real quick. I don't have any desire to live that long. I'm pretty sure I don't even want to see 90 and I'm suspect about 80.

I posted this on FB earlier with the Caption: It's Not the Eggs.

My great-grandmother is 108! Same, her husband died in the 70s and she never remarried. She bred dogs and played cards and lived alone til she was 100. She used to have a beer every day with her lunch. She is fabulous.

I've heard of people saying that their longevity was due to drinking whiskey everyday, but this is the first I've heard that raw eggs did it. I think I'll try the whiskey. BRB!

AHAHAHAHA, oh man, this is like, top of the pile of tantrum-throwing about a woman not needing you. THE WOMAN HAS STAYED ALIVE 115 YEARS, THROUGH 1/3 OF THE ENLIGHTENMENT AND MULTIPLE WARS, ladies and gentlement, but to this fine specimen here, who might make it past 18 if his mom doesn't see what he's doing online,…

My grandmother is 103 years old, born in 1911. She was married to my grandfather at the age of 19, they had five children and were happily married until he died 46 years later. She had several suitors after his death but refused to get married again because "they all want me to cook every day and I'm done with…

Their purring helps relieve stress, keeps blood pressure down. I'm betting there were a few cats.

Not really. She is required by court order. No one said she had to bedazzle the shit. Just get it done. Minimal effort. It's also a reference to a football player who refused to do a press event and answered every question with the same response: "I'm only here so I won't get fined." He was required to show up, not to…

Fuck every single part of this. Fuck it.

So, I guess they want to make sure he finds her and finishes the job. Fucking insane.

Biggest fucking nopetopus gif you could ever dream of. Like, it's all up in your peripheral vision huge. Fuck that "court". Actual human beings spewed those words?

I am close to an officer that regularly sits/supervises inmates within hospitals.

I think straight up barbaric describes a disturbing amount of our prison system.

Because of guards having relations with them?

That is straight up barbaric, full stop. Considering how few women are violent offenders, I can't imagine why it became a practice at all except to be needlessly punitive.

Regulation of periods. I'm a lesbian, and I've been on birth control since I was a kid to regulate mine.