"Sexual predators will take advantage of this to watch women shower, because that is what I would do. Also, I'm a terrible human being." -Florida Republican State Rep. Frank Artiles

THEY COME MOSTLY AT NIGHT.

mope. This left shark shit is hysterical. My anti depressant wakes me up at 3am on the daily (I call it "The Cymbalta Hours" ) and today apparently one of my friends is awake unreasonably early as well after sharing the left shark phenom with her we agreed to go to Waffle House.

this article is everything. I want to be famous now so I can do this.

I reserve judgment until theghostofcourtneystoddensboobs weighs in.

RITE? I picked up on that immediately. Enhanced by the same bangs-haircut, but for reelz yes.

It's like one of the 3 scary movies I can handle watching - and by handle I mean not leave after 5 minutes bc nope. I will miss Zelda Rubinstein though:

OH HELL NO! WHY DID I WATCH THIS AT NIGHT TIME! THAT WAS SUCH A POOR DECISION!!

Not even the metric system can make that woman 26...

So, yeah. 42 years old here. What is it about this movie?!? It scares the shit out of me.

The phrase "LOL you're not a model" has never applied more.

She's 26 in Courtney Stodden years.

Still being reminded of this:

Yo, I don't know her life.

This is gonna get confusing hella fast.

Magic school bus crime version

I want to cast them all in a kids' show where they solve adorable crimes together. Too frackin' cute.

Cookie is the baddest bitch on all of television and I love her.

Sam Rockwell? Rosemarie DeWitt? Jared Harris? Guess it'll be the best acted PG-13 horror movie we've ever seen.