Seconding the guinea pig request.
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Not just breaking news. According to Mark Shrayber, "historical change".
UGH I THOUGHT THIS MEANT THEY ACTUALLY CAST SOMEONE IN THEIR SHOOT GOD SHRAYBER YOU OWE ME GUINEA PIG PICTURES FOR THIS.
I CAN BE THIS AND STILL HAVE A TROLLS FACEEEEEEEEE
Um... I'm wondering if the sarcasm didn't come across. Cliff notes version: it's totally ludicrous that this is breaking news. This model fits every conventional standard of beauty except extreme thinness. in real life, she probably stops traffic. And I am guesstimating that she wears a combo of size 6 to 10,…
On the one hand, piss off. On the other hand, yeah you're right.
I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…
you are the voice of a generation and jezebel's poet laureate in residence
lol let me die
Mark, your casual reference to Are You Being Served? simply further serves to cement your place as one of my favorite writers on this internet thing.
It's a form of punishment that works best on your slutty teenager.
This is so shady and incredibly disappointing. It's loathesome how certain individual and companies will exploit vulnerable individuals for a buck.
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I found myself knowing all the words by Monday. Got my entire life on the panicked train ride home!!!
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