"Stop being such a selfish human fuck and don't ride sharks."

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.

ALL OF THE STARS FOR YOU

1. Less Piper.

So in your editorial oversight you allow this nasty, hateful, unfactual piece of shit to reach the news print in the first place, it generates Internet buzz which causes people to buy your paper to see what the buzz is about and after making a shit ton of money, NOW you want to claim this was all a misunderstanding…

I am a graduate student at UCSB, and almost all of my students live in Isla Vista. My heart is heavy and my stomach churns over this, the latest in a string of terrible things to happen to our community. Between the particularly violent gang rapes a few months back and the riots in April, this community has already…

Why can't the rational opposition just start pointing, guffawing loudly, and slapping their knees when hooey like this gets spewed on governmental floors? A tactic of wielding a chorus of loud disruptive belly-laughs would probably sink these Tea Party yahoos faster than any attempt at discursive engagement.

On a scale of 10 to 10, how drunk were you when you ate this?

I'm very disappointed in this blog I work for because it is clearly promoting PRO CAT OVERLORD PROPAGANDA. All of this is very suspect!

Loved every second of it. They are so cute.

tiny cal gets a big girl bone in celebration of team dog!

Its cousins Not All Christians and Not All White People must be so jealous.

Hi, lawyer-in-training here. (I graduate this month.) I'll try to explain why it is absolutely vital that schools be able to investigate and prosecute rape cases according to their student codes of conduct. There is also an op-ed in USA Today that tackles this: http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

A thing of beauty is a joy forever...

My take-away: Steve Hickey wants eight of his male friends to cram door knobs in his pooper.

If you are having anal sex with eight of your friends, I am nothing but impressed.

For real, though, I want that fucking Fat Elvis.

It's a real baby, you know, it's not some disposable somethin'