THIS MOTHERFUCKER DESERVE A COOKIE AND FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD.

THE ONLY FUCKING MORON HERE IS YOU. YOU CAN NOT GIVE BIRTH AND HAVE NO RIGHT TO ANY OPINION ON BEING PREGNANT OR GIVING BIRTH. FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF ROTTEN DOG SHIT. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR KIDS VOMIT AND HAVE THE CHILD TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT SHIT-HOLES LIKE YOURSELF DO NOT DESERVE TO…

"I havn't missed a diaper, a feeding, or been away from my baby for more than 2 fucking minutes, nor do I ever plan to"

Hi everybody! Your friendly neighborhood ShutTheFuckUp Man here. That other thread over at Gawker Prime is such a trainwreck that even I don't have time to find all the people who need to be told to shut the fuck up. If you happen to come across any truly egregious posters, please send up the STFU Signal and let me…

I have lurked on this site for years, but I never commented....until today, because this story hit home. First of all, I commend this woman greatly for doing this video and erasing the social stigma of abortions. When I was 19, I was dating a guy and I became pregnant. We used protection, but the condom broke. I was…

Let me just whip these out ahead of the troll deluge:

I think it's worth noting, if anyone is interested, that the trust fund to help support all three women is still open and accepting donations. You can do so through the Cleveland Courage Fund. The money is distributed into professionally managed trusts for all three women.

Castro used to go to the vigils for Amanda Berry every year. He used to come back from them and taunt Michelle Knight that no one was looking for her. He taunted her like that over and over. The sick fuck even tossed that jab out during his sentencing. He died too nice a death for me, but I'm glad that shit stain is…

I wish nothing but the best for Lily Rose Lee. She went through hell and I hope she's got a great team working with her and her family. I wish her peace and healing.

That's what killed me the most. That, and this quote:

"He wanted to break me and that's something he couldn't do. Because you can't break someone that's already been broken. You can only make them stronger."

I always wanted to name a racehorse something like "Last Place" or "Glue Factory". I will finance my horse-owning through the profits of my hit rock band "Godawful Racket."

I so want this to be a real reunion.

My buddy had just come back from his second tour in Iraq. We were stuck in heavy traffic on a raised drawbridge, so to pass the time, I ate his asshole like a leap-year kid with a birthday cake BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PATRIOT.

I think it's also important to note that, as far as my research has turned up, this would mark the first time a non-horse has won the Derby. Well, godspeed to her, and I hope she can run fast.

Good luck to Rosie!

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Get up in my world with this comment.

I love it when you call me Dick Popper. Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player.

YOURE A FUCKING GODDESS SEND AND BEACON OF LIGHT TO THE WORLD. YOU FUCKIN NAIL THIS PROJECT YOU GORGEOUS BABE! GO GIRL GO!!!