You don't need to worry about No.3. That has to be invoked by an Act of Parliament and it was really only put there in case of a Sarah Palin situation.

Hasn't your country suffered enough since we sent you Bieber?

HALF BAKED ALL THE WAY

Fuck, I just figured out who 'science' is. Pictured here:

yah well miley is suffering too so how about some sympathy or flowers guyz?!?

Still my preferred method.

I was at a restaurant and got served the wrong dish once. I totally know how she feels.

Turn on the light, I found a troll!

I don't understand how anyone finds any of this shit amusing. I hope they all get in trouble. Idiots.

The racism is super cute too.

No that would be due to declining American moral values and the secret gay agenda.

This is still relevant to every Florida article

This lady is my hero.

I'm so tired of this trashy worthless piece of shit. She needs to get the fuck gone and stay gone forever. Fuck. UGH.

Please. It didn't say "Fat Bitch". It said "Big Mama".

Da fuck is this?

Suing over this is why this country is in the shitter, held hostage by insurance companies and, by extension, banks. "Oh, no! Somebody hurt my feelings! Lawsuit! I deserve money!" Fucking grow up. Everyone is an asshole, you do not get to sue because of it. Hurt feelings do not entitle you to damages.

oh my god WHO CARES

Reminder, guys: DON'T FEED THE TROLLS