It's official. Olivia Pope is an idiot....

Maybe I'm an egg Philistine, but I've never even heard of over medium before just now. Like, my egg knowledge is pretty much scrambled and other. I've got no idea what the difference between sunny side up and over easy even is.

I don't think Huck CAN question anyone without hurting them. Just saying. Even if he just licks their cheek and pulls out a tooth.

But...

I think he's referring to fats'n'tats. Because they make his boner sad.

I feel like if there was just a bootstrap voucher system, we'd be cool.

Having children without a family structure.

Apart from people who refer to themselves as 'foodies'.

I'm honestly surprised the first restaurant to get caught selling heroin to customers was a McDonald's rather than a Taco Bell.

You're Ubertrout?!? How did I not know this?!? Jesus, that explains a lot.

I LOVE THESE POSTS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

CONGEALED MALICE. NIGHTMARE SHAVINGS. OLD PEOPLE KNUCKLES.

I would go to town on those Cinnabon Testicals. GO. TO. TOWN.

And this is why people with English degrees are important. Liberal arts FTW.

Lighten up, Francis.

"A lesbian as far as I know is a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. She is born that way and it is absolutely 100% ok with me. No one should harass her or look down on her or discriminate against her. But she should also be held to those same standards when it comes to other groups of people. "

Um. No.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

worth a shot.

He really does take his mugshots to a whole new Dali-meets-Picasso level, doesn't he?