I castrated bulls growing up, so when I get to Washington, I'll know how to affix a tight rubber band to spending's scrotum, cutting off the circulation, and over the course of weeks the blackened spending will drop off. I'm Penabler and I approved this message.

It's kind of depressing that this is what counts as "qualifications" in Washington these days, but at least it's better than "I live in Alaska." At least it's a skill of some sort.

I understand the need of pig castration as a skill within the live stock industry.

MIXED FEELINGS: I'm from Iowa, which is secretly a surprisingly progressive place. Don't want this hog lady representing us.

This is me on pregnancy hormones:

You live in Pittsburgh?

I DON'T EVEN CARE. As long as it's warm, you can literally dump pollen over my head by the bucketful. I will sneeze and be stuffy while BEING WARM and it will be glorious.

I'm using Adblocker Plus. Their video ad actually -bypassed- it somehow, and this is what's pissing me off. I understand Gawker wants to make money, but that's not okay.

I'm not even mad anymore, I'm just bewildered.

What a fucking dumbass. As a pregnant lady, I reserve my goddamn right to a glass of wine as I please. I'm a fucking doctor - I know the risks full well. You apparently don't since you think a single drink causes FAS. You and your uniformed ass can sit the fuck down.

Baby-Hating Drunk Sluts is going to be my new band name.

Also, I initially wrote "srunk duts".

....am I drunk right now?

So wait, he wants STATE-FUNDED PREGNANCY TESTS AT BARS but opposes government-funded birth control?!

If you were to ask a cross-section of New Yorkers what's the single product in existence they'd most like to see dispensed from a 24-Hour ATM

If you guys can manage to lure him out onto the ice, I can call up my bear cousin Vinny Two-Claws to take him for a ride. By which I mean, eat his face off.

Can I be crazy and ask this question—why are we fixated on the forgiveness aspect of this story? She left her baby in a public place where she would be found because she (a rape victim) did not trust her parents enough with the truth. The baby was adopted by loving people who raised her to be the kind of woman who, by…

My name is not "Gawker." It's Rebecca Rose. (You're not even on Gawker. This is Jezebel.) You can call me Rebecca, "Burt" (my nickname )or Ms. Rose, if you're nasty. I believe those videos play sporadically at different times for different people but I do not know since I am not part of that aspect of our blog that…