Polar bears need all the help they can get

I wish we could just let all these True Believers stone each other to death. I'd watch that on Pay-Per-View, even.

Exactly. Even if their imaginary friend existed, dress style today is a social thing. Let's take a simple example. The color pink. A girls color today, correct? So if she went around the school wearing pink I'm sure the school officials would be fine. However, turn back the clock and look into the past and pink is a…

Interesting - must learn more!

That asshole school is called Timberlake Christina, which means they named it after two Mouseketeers.

Sunnie, my sweetheart, come over here. I want to give you a hug, and then we can practice this dance together on the front lawn of your former school...

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

From a comment by user Vandenbroek at the Jackson Free Press, which has covered this story in depth: (here's their March 19 package):

Don't just write the Governor; write to her. Prisoners need letters as lifelines to the outside and they value every piece of mail they receive. A few bucks here and there in her commissary wouldn't hurt either.

He's so awesome it just doesn't matter what you dress him! He can overcome anything!

14 is 35 in Belgian school children years.

WTF with the spaceships?! Motorcycles?! I feel like my childhood is crumbling in front of my very eyes.

Yeah, when they say "colorless," they actually meant colorless. Like black and white. I knew Hollywood wouldn't have the balls to go full Schindler's List up in this bitch.

Nope. I am (usually) okay with movie adaptations. I get that things need to change in order to make a movie work, but this is too much. The movie should be black and white. Jonas should be 12. I am firmly in the NOT OKAY group on this one.

"Put way too much [blush] on one side and then give up and move to the other side."

And yet, like all tutorials, she ends up looking fantastic, and I end up looking like Pennywise.

"But I spent $40 on it, so I use it to validate the purchase."

YUP.