Look ladies. Here's the deal. Nicotine and Jack Daniel's got married in my belly, many many moons ago. It is a marriage that requires neither a pre-nup nor a verification by a priest or judge BECAUSE THEY ARE THAT FUCKING GOOD TOGETHER. If anyone has qualms or queries I will be at your local liquor store passing out…
The last two lines of the article are how I will end every prayer ever for the rest of my life.
Are we in for this? Group watch party for the premiere? I bring the pizza and you bring the American flag.
March Madness marches on! Today we have some really interesting games. Are you into Quaaludes? Bath Salts? Jack…
What a bunch of fuckin' dweebs. Holy crap.
I think Lindsay Lohan is just broken beyond repair at this point. She's never held a "real" job; when she messes up and fails to show up for work, she never gets fired. She was a working child so, odds are, her education was incredibly spotty and her teachers/tutors worked around her schedule and whims. She never had…
How broke, or how broken?
No. I used to think so, but now I think she's gonna pull a Keith Richards and live forever while getting progressively more wizened and leathery until she resembles an old boozed-up crackhead Galapagos tortoise.
You had my interest at otter, and my attention at rampage.
There are health risks to this whole practice: improper sanitation, not being able to fully clean menstrual cloths in order to avoid later infections, oh, AND BEING FORCED TO CLUMP UP IN TINY SHACKS WITHOUT ELECTRICITY AND RUN THE RISK OF RAPE AND SNAKE BITE. But you go on, defending "traditions" that are just more…
I have no idea why stories like this make me laugh harder than just about anything.
So, my gross story: I had to do a big poo in a McDonald's bathroom yesterday. Believe me, that is not my first choice of poo venue but it was an urgent situation. The worst part is, the toilet was one of those motion-sensor ones and there was no way no how I could get it to flush by standing aside or whatever. So…
So, new Kinja huh? Is it making anyone else feel like the greyest grey in greytown? Also! I appear to still have old Kinja for the main page, (not complaining!) anybody else got that going on?
YES hahaha
"What she was wearing made me do it"
No confirmation on whether or not Lavigne's husband Chad Kroeger will be making an appearance as well.
Maybe he should keep doing it so that it brings more attention to our willingness to lie so quickly and easily for silly, shallow benefits like 'looking like I'm musically in-the-know.' Maybe we should all be inundated with every lie we tell so as to do it less.
9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…
