There are a few ways it could be stopped:

Here is a Dad and Ninja Girl starting early. (Sorry for the stupid commercial.)

Imagine living life while having opinions that are this terrible.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

May I live to run a sub-4:45 marathon at age 70.

“Shrug! THE FINE PRINT IS PARAMOUNT! He would have gotten some monetary compensation! He should have accepted his fate without complaint!”

I think the real feat is that he reached the age of 16 surrounded by people who are so callously indifferent to his well-being.

Chicago, Chicago, and Chicago.

First off, thank you for sharing your experience, though I’m sorry you had to endure that.

If we’re going to shit on anyone who has a change of heart on social issues and question their motives, can we just admit that we’re more concerned with performative righteous indignation than in making the world better?

Theory time: The rest of the league isn’t going small because the future is in efficient shotmaking small ball lineups. Its because Philadelphia has bought every center and will continue to get every center. Teams are preparing for a future with no bigs on the roster and the Sixers playing with a rotation of 140…

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

It’s a shame they couldn’t use this music

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

you cannot guard a man who exists in the silvery slipspace between the waking world and the dream world

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

You should know you’re a character in Don Delillo’s Underworld.

He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

If the Millennials can pull off the miracle of speeding up the final two minutes of an NBA game then they will replace the WWII folks as The Greatest Generation.