I am a bit older since I was in college in the 90s and spent many a night in sports bar screaming obscenities at hockey games on TV, I will cheer against the Blakchawks but can’t hate them, all my hockey hate is eternally directed at the Redwings.

As a Blues fan who grew up in the 90s, I’ll always hate the Hawks but man if my soul didn’t burn with white-hot hatred for those Detroit teams. 

Goaltender Jake Allen still looks shaky, and given the choice I’m sure plenty of Blues fans would prefer the team had retained Carter Hutton, who’s continued his late-career success with the Sabres.

Wondering if St. Louis should bring him back....

Didn’t this whole “not Colin Kaepernick” starting for the 49ers start with..............let me see.......[checks notes].........oh yeah, Colin Kaepernick opting out of his contract with the 49ers?

Nobody mentioned Ted Drewes?

See. That’s not the rule. It’s not a 4 minute penalty for high sticking it you bleed. It’s two minutes for high sticking, just like all the other minor penalties. If it draws blood, it’s two more. I don’t think that unreasonable but Im also a maple syrup chugging Canadian who grew up playing hockey so i admit my…

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

I’m confused. This is a Deadspin article about the Cardinals, yet it’s not pointlessly, absurdly hateful...

I’m pretty sure a St. Louis jury would find the Rams liable of the Kennedy assassination, the Challenger disaster, and the Pulse nightclub shooting.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

I would go to Soccer and point out how Zlatan’s dope slap victim recoiled like JFK, whereas this guy made the tackle.

well, it’s true

The Nationals are having a good regular season so far? Wow! I’ll bet they go really far in the playoffs this year.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

The percentage of the population with a rubber gimp suit in the closet is larger than you think.

At 5-11, I think it’s safe to assume that Bears shit everywhere.

Look, you guys know it isn’t personal. Frankly, we don’t give a shit how many girls you creeps diddle, as long as it stays quiet and the medals and money keep flowing our way. But this... this looks bad, and it’s starting to make us look bad.

“Fortunately, all the throws appeared to miss.”

And I trust Carey Price to play like Carey Price more than I trust Jake Allen to play like he’s been playing.