Yes, thank you. I’ve been continuing to visit the G/O sites because I like a lot of the writing and the comment sections (trolls and racists notwithstanding). But fucking hell has it gotten significantly worse over the last couple of months. Say it with me now, G/O:

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Can you guys add more auto-play videos? They’re a nice distraction from the constant screaming, crying, and incoherently babbling voices in my head.

Spanfeller trying to make that money money money! He don’t give a fuuuuuck!! (What absolute schmucks him and his cronies are!)

and the gifs. there are so many gifs that loop for no reason.

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.

Anytime I want to view things from an Asian country, it’s always pixelated...DAMMIT.

Weren’t they the ones who really fucked over Nashville one year between the lockouts? Some insane like 12 year offer sheet for Ryan Suter or Shea Weber?

Drivers and Police get grumpy with them because they (cyclists) only follow the laws of traffic when it suits them. Run a red light or stop sign, no problem i’m a bike i can do it. Cross multiple lanes of traffic at once, “it’s ok i’m on a bike”. Ride between the lines of cars stopped in heavy traffic or at alight,…

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

How about this instead . . .

I was born to love you.....I was born to lick your face ....

I think it's unfair to say that this is the reason they lost. It's probably only 80%, because fuck that guy. 

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

I’m getting really emotional this morning. I know it’s just a sport. But, I just wanna say: My grandpa was a big Blues fan. I know he bonded with my uncle over hockey. They had season tickets. I remember going to the old Arena as a kid (it was such a dump, but so fun). I used to watch the Blues on KPLR 11 when I spent…

As a St. Louisan who saw old men crying in a bar tonight I just want to posit this: Blues fans die hard for years and years worth of choking disappointment and this is FUCKING FANTASTIC! 

Before the handshake line, when the Blues were still celebrating and the Bruins were still on the ice, the broadcast cut to an emotional Brad Marchand, which prompted my wife to suggest “Somebody should go lick the tears off of his face.”

There’s been some great images tonight, but this is the best.

Somewhere in Colorado, Tim Thomas stands a little taller tonite. Tomorrow morning the ceiling of his bomb shelter will be raised.