Largely because Adam Silver is not a mouthbreathing fucktard empty suit, like certain other commissioners of sport I’m aware of....
It’s not like he’s letting air our of the football. SUCK IT PATS FANS!
Can’t wait for the clusterfuck to come when the Oilers win the right to pick first in the expansion draft.
Well there is one superstar that the China didn’t get. Welcome to the Australian League, Wayne Rooney!
The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.
Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.
My favorite part is the Devils announcer beginning to explain how “there’s a nerve” in your calf that would make you jump three feet in the air a second after being slashed.
Punches thrown: A lot
The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.
At -9, the Flames must be worried about his defense to.
one half-thumbs up.
“That’s not so bad.”
Half expecting it’ll be in Canadian dollars just for spite.
John Scott should have held the cheque a little higher.
Who the fuck is going to go see the Chargers next year after the team announced that they have pencil fucked their fanbase?
Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.
(sends Jason Maxiell into 12 major Chinese banks) (within hours, 90% of American debt is forgiven)
That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.
That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.