I think that’s too many. I think the assignment was to pick the wildest conspiracy theory you believe. There’s an implied singular involved there.

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT MOON LANDINGS

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

The only crime I see is their shooting form.

Tom Stillman is a seriously GREAT owner. From Day 1. Lucky to have him.

My question - How the hell did Uncle Rico make enough money to buy an NFL team? Although it would explain his inability to gauge QB talent.

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

Spare some wifi mister?

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

This was his the best tweet ever.

Don’t cry for me Argentina.

The country is pretty screwed if any of the current candidates from either party get elected

All sports should have flopping rules. Especially golf.

He better damn well be! Even if there was contact, that was still obviously an embellishment, and deserves the penalty for it. You just don’t do that in the NHL. :P

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

I kept reading ISIL instead of ISL in this article, though at this point, I’m not even sure that many people would be surprised if FIFA had been bribed by ISIL.

After discussing the matter, the first proposed recourse was to do a revote by a show of hands. They soon realized this was impossible, since no one would be able to see Messi’s vote.

Here in Chicago, we call that a low turnout election.

I don’t understand.

They're brittish, what would you expect?