This made me laugh so hard, Diet Coke shot out my nose. Strangely though, I am drinking Sprite. Should I be concerned?

SAAB : Born form debts

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

I would champion Sweden upping its military budget, along with the rest of Europe who have allowed the US to carry way too much of their own defense over the past couple decades. If the US entered those waters under those circumstances you can believe that they would be on the phone with Sweden working it out. Come on…

We are prepared to extract the seamen.

Alternate vehicle option to a 100 mile commute

Why? Every year, any player on LTIR has to "fail" a physical administered by an NHL (not a team) doctor before he can be placed on LTIR. This is not a "loophole" to aging players.

Hot take.....LMFAO! Like your subtle digs at ALL St. Louis fans? And to the assclown who asked why I am on, or reading, Deadspin, it's because I normally find this shit funny.....until it becomes (which it has) a page hitting, comment generating, stack of shit. Which Deadspin says they are not about, while pissing on…

Gee, I can't wait to see the next Deadspin article rooting for the Giants against the Cardinals while focusing on a handful of racist redneck Cardinals fans as if they represent the entire fanbase.

Rolled Miss.

The white, middle class Cardinal fans feel good about themselves because they "told off" the protesters. The protesters are happy because they got attention and media coverage. And Deadspin found another reason to rag on St. Louis. Everybody wins.

I understand that faking injuries is often dismissed by soccer fans as "gamesmanship," but this is just getting ridiculous.

SR-71 is like Batman.

SR-71 might be faster, but the B1 can carry 125,000lbs of stores at supersonic speed. (SR-71, = 3500) The SR-71 is Usain bolt, the B1 is an NFL running back on steroids and PCP.

That Vatican wine figure is so weird to me, especially when you consider that their expense reports only account for water.

A Cardinals-Orioles series would be pretty sweet, especially for all the old St. Louis Browns fans still looking for revenge for 1944.

After this aired it was announced that South Park will be suspended for three weeks.

Man, I love Cuba Gooding Jr. One of the few LA based celebrity hockey fans that won't just show up for the finals (looking at you: Cruise, Tom and Beckhams). Let the man drink, be merry and dance to songs that may only exist within the confines of his head. He's a national treasure as far as Kings fans are…

The bullpen's trot to the infield during these baseball "brawls" has to be, by far, the silliest thing to see in all of sport. Like that douche bag friend of yours who always conveniently shows up to the scene of the bar fight/confrontation, all tough, right after things have cooled down and the opposition has…

usually it's Winston telling someone else to take their clothes off against their will...