A friend asked me how I was doing after the first overtime. My response:

Is there a word for when a player tries to take a charge, only the ballhandler never actually makes contact, yet the defender hits the floor anyway?

It's Duking, and it's always been Duking.

The twister continued its rampage down to Houston, where, after a short delay, no one seemed to notice the Astros' outfielders had been replaced with 3 of Mr. Flannery's prized cows.

One can only dream of the day when Philly fans are this invisible.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

Forth Rail Bridge in Scotland

Honorable mention, footage not available: Bob Costas eating out a Russian hooker's asshole and coming down with double pink eye.

Knowing the Philadelphia Parking Authority they'll be sending the tickets to her family to pay.

Porsche 911 Phil Hoffman Edition!

That is what you get for bunking with Stuart Scott...

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

aren't biathletes banned from this year's games?

Instead of tossing a red flag they should have to throw a baseball at the umpire to challenge it. Makes everyone more entertained.

Most likely. Or two asian guys pedaling inside.

Dan made a mockery of the HoF voting by showing that a crowd of pun-making sarcastic internet commenters put out a better ballot than many of the "experts". I can understand why they would be defensive.

In fairness, they do that in the dry as well. The real problem is that everyone in the area tailgates like crazy no matter the conditions so if one of the cars at the head of one of the "tailgate packs" that form on the highways slips a bit you wind up with a five car pile up as opposed to a mild fender bender.

DC for sure. We closed everything in December because of this.

The problem with DC is that nobody here can drive on dry roads as it is.

DC is pretty awful. Odd since we actually get some snow a few times a year, but each time you'd think it was the snowpocalypse again. Heck we close schools because of forecasted snow!