This many comments, and not a single "2 minutes for Boarding" joke.

In other news, Costa Rica has applied for UEFA membership.

Finally, something pops at a Bulls game and it has nothing to do with Derrick Rose's knees.

Knifehead corner (in honor of the sharknose kaiju from Pacific Rim, which is obviously what this corner is based off of)

MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

People on bikes in Philly are becoming a nuisance. I say this as someone who rides a bike in the City regularly but at least attempts to ride legal.

I thought Ray Lewis had better seats than that considering he's an "analyst" now.