There was no train in that movie. There was a flying horse-drawn carriage and a teleporting bucket, but that was pretty much it for vehicles in the movie.

Actually, thank you. You just identified something wrong with media lately. That’s a solid list of everything I’ve been disappointed with in the last few decades. I’ve literally NEVER seen anything good from J.J. Abrams. He is poison, and with this blasted worship other people might have made these properties without…

I have literally never seen anything that Abrams was involved with that I would consider “good” or even anything I would consider “mediocre.”  Almost all of it was overproduced crap.  Like habanero diarrhea. I mean sure, it’s got habaneros in it and that’s intense, but it’s still liquid shit.

Hopefully they don’t try to shoehorn in cameos into Venom 2: The New Batch (directed by Gollum)

The SHIELD and Skrulls (SWORD?) thing is clearly designed to kick off a bigger storyline in the Phase IV movies. 

Sony ,Got lucky with Inter the Spider verse ,it isn’t live action .

Tiffany Trump, the least complicit and most neglected of the Trump children,

Again, I’m reminded of the dystopian novel — maybe David Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas? — in which “disney” has replaced “movie” as the generic term for motion pictures.

I mean Paramount, Columbia, Warner, and Universal could try and make better movies to compete. No one is stopping them. Hire better writers, directors and get good stories. Disney just got their hands on big franchises and have a history of beloved stories. All they are trying to do is stuff Disney has done and they…

Only someone who hasn’t walked on a floor covered in a couple inches of rose petals would ask such a silly question.

This foyer and flower mass murder reminds me of a great saying (sorry can’t remember who to credit) - they said the age at which famous people really become famous/rich is the age they’re mentally stuck in forever. Because by that point, there’s no one in their obit telling them to grow up or stop making dumb choices.…

was it that that movie sucks?

Inspired by the Shakespearean story of Hamlet... that made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. Inspired by KIMBA is more like it!

Death & Rebirth are now redundant since it was basically a theatrical double feature in which Rebirth was a promo showing off what was already completed for End of Evangelion. Kind of like those “watch the first 10 minutes of ___” promos that show before other movies.

I guess trump did “drain the swamp” then.

I love Evangelion. I had most of it on VHS and I bought Death: Rebirth on eBay back when you had to send a money order to some distant city and wait 4 weeks for the disc. I think it only suffers in the sense that modern Star Wars suffers. It’s too connect to its modern, toxic, man-baby, otaku fan base.

Point of clarification: Wreck-It Ralph is not Pixar, but Disney Animation. (Though it does contain one Pixar-created character, Merida)

I don’t understand the point your making here.

catholic school survivor here; please find below a list of some real fuckin gems my school offered me during “sex ed.”

This was so late 80's it hurt.....

I.. I need more of it. The nostalgia is strong.