One of the big disappointments in the US system, for me, is this unrelenting need to find the next big hero who is going to fix everything. The It Girl or Boy of the moment who says all the right things and there’s a collective swoon - and the same is true of the Villain of the Moment. To watch it occur, over and over…

This guy is her ticket out! With his (presumably) dual Nigerian/British citizenship, she’ll have real OPTIONS when her family is all locked up next year. Marry him, Tif, girl, and free yourself from the stain.

My parents who are awful and emotionally abusive invited themselves to stay at my house a week for Thanksgiving. Luckily I was able to cope by guessing what they were going to complain about and turning it into a game of insult bingo with my brother and husband. That way, when they insulted me, I was excited to fill…

Dude that last line is the trifecta of awesome.

So my wife and I text animal noises to each other all the time - most frequently “meow” or some variation. Multiple animal noises usually signal we are especially excited about something.

I refuse to fly American until they let me bring my service animal with me. My pet crocodile even has his own red service jacket and everything.

“ But what if it’s her giant diary where she writes all of her thoughts at the end of the day? “

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......jk, it was the best of times. Early last month I got to visit France for the first time for vacation (with a major reason being to see Versailles in person) and naturally my gay ass needed an appropriate outfit fit for a King (or Queen, I’m definitely a Queen on…

Hahaha, I just bought a 3 bedroom rambler with a two car ATTACHED garage, large kitchen, & finished basement. As a single person. *internet high-five*

Infowars? Daily Caller? 

I need proof that these habits of over-achievement actually result in some sort of actual achievement. And having a tidy home or clear skin does not qualify.

She looks beautiful and happy. I like everything about her dress except the big wedges of fabric over her shoulders. She’s a petite woman and adding so much heaviness at the top makes her look shorter. I would have liked it much better with the same neckline without that detail.

Is there a breakdown of which party they registered with?

I was an adult woman and an adult man took me to a Buffalo Wild Wings located inside a movie theater on our first date, but we weren’t going to a movie. This was 2008-ish, so early enough that most people did not have smart phones and therefore didn’t necessarily have a camera in their pocket. After the server takes…

Wearing a fake money trench coat makes a lot of cents.

I loved the TV show, loved the movies, and will probably love this re-boot. I can’t help it! The source material speaks to me.

Why is it animated???? I would very much like to see some Oscar Issac in Gomez costuming, please. 

they will also just cut off a very large clitoris for example, just jack up the babies genitals to such an extent that they may NEVER have feeling. I’ve heard people refer to their intersex mutilated genitals as “Frankenstein genitals”. so, apparently instead of uncommon looking vulva or penis, or something that looks…

I’m sure this will be an extremely unpopular opinion, but uh, what else is he supposed to do? I’m not a Louis C.K. fan, I’ve never even watched any of his material to even make a judgment. I’ve just literally never cared about his act.

Counterpoint: The perfect temperature is 69 degrees.