It was supposed to be Barbara’s turn.

Super hot take.

i don’t give a shit if people believe these “fairy tales” so long as they don’t act like this motherfucker.

Also it’s stupid people tend to think Christian = good.

Nice to see he could still get his hands on a gun with all that lovely, violent, Grade-A-fuckadoodle back story to him.

That and the HGH. Getting smacked with a 7-Iron, HGH, and sexing pornstars takes a lot out of the body and mind.

Hey pal, I came here to make an arbitrary, unfounded judgement against a celebrity whom I have never met and yet still dislike not to hear a bunch of reasonable horse shit.

You can show me the complete medical file regarding his back, and I will still believe that his game left his body on the Night of the 7-Iron Attack.

NFL taking its cue from the Catholic Church on how to deal with “problem” refs...

If this was a euphemism, it was horrifying.

“Not being in a hospital is like keeping cookies out of the house or putting your credit card in the freezer: You reduce temptation, but also make it harder to get to the credit card—or the epidural—when you really need it.”

This is actually an upgrade for him as the last time he brought a girl home to meet his family she died in her sleep of a heart defect.

I just wanted to hear the scream

My very large Irish catholic family gets together family reunion style at Thanksgiving every year, and descends on my grandmother’s tiny house en masse (40+ people). At Thanksgiving a few years ago, post food, the basement bathroom began to see heavy traffic. A few hours later, the toilet began to overflow turning the…

I understand, definitely! The actual labor part is over in a relatively short amount of time, while a pregnancy takes foreeeever. And all the tests can end up crazy expensive even if you think you have good insurance. It’s funny how many things end up magically not being covered.

Dark Humor is my best friend lol.

Sounds great, as long as you’re also mentally prepared to deal with a personal infant mortality rate from the 1800s, and have saved up enough money for a funeral (or two, since a lot of the things that can go wrong at the last minute can also take out the mother). It’s totally your right to expose yourself to that…

I am a medical malpractice defense attorney. As such I see many of the worst case scenarios across a range of medical situations. The single most common type of cases we get relate to complications during birth. There are 100s of things that can go wrong. The majority of the cases I see are brought because the doctor…

While there are many advocates to using a midwife and giving birth at home or somewhere other than a hospital, I personally think it is a huge risk to not be in a hospital, at the very least for your first birth. My wife had no complications throughout her entire pregnancy and was not considered high risk. However,…

No.