Dude had the slowest home run trot of all time. Of course he’s enough of an asshole to do this.

Give it up, Branyan. You got a divorce, now leave her alone.

Can you imagine if 75% of the world was like Saundra Adams?

Where’s Kayne

Codependent personality would make a lot of sense for Jeb!.

Born & raised LDS & proud to say that I sent in my paperwork a few years ago to get off their rolls. It was a happy day. Mormonism is just old time scientology.

Is there any legal statue on whether we can convert his back-owed pension into highly unstable grenades and toss him 5 of them at a time?

Hmm. I really hope you’re wrong, because nobody should be passed up for a job just because they voiced their concerns about an issue, or were advocating for an issue on social media. You’re definitely right about young people not having the right coping skills, or knowing how to really cope offline at all; it’s almost…

It would be much cooler to know that Divac asked the players about whether to fire Karl while smoking a ciggy.

Maybe THAT’S why you’re not the current Republican frontrunner?

It never dawned on me to hit my mom in the head with a hammer. Hmm.

Now is probably a good time to let y’all know that the word “berk” in England is a slang synonym for “cunt.”

“....if your theology says God hates the same people that you do”

Between the two of them, who would you choose?

Cancelling my newspaper subscriptions.

I liked Simers too. I’m sure he was grumpy, but you know what? I am too and I’m only in my 30s. But he seemed to call sh*t out when he saw it. I’ll never forget when he called out Around the Horn on air.. It made me laugh out loud because, though I like the columinsts on the show, the show itself is terrible. Then…

This story involves three massively shitty things:

Hell, I’m a crank for much less that $234,000 a year.

What’s the point of playing hide and seek with Tom Cruise?

“How pathetic to not have enough brains in your head to understand free will.”

Seeing how the refs are part-time employees and the players aren’t paid, I don’t really give a shit over who got hosed.