The Ginger Spork.

The yooogest, classiest, most gilded production of our time!

Maybe the moderators do need to dumb it down in that case.

“Stalin kept the trains and debates running on time. Buy some “suppliments””

Should I be wiping my ass with a rake? Is brushing my teeth with fire a bad idea? How dense do you have to be to realize that packing your body full of sugar and red meat might not be advisable?

I have more credentials than Mel Kiper.

Fuck him

Minneapolis resident and guy who loves basketball & soccer here. I like going to Twins games to be outside chilling, and my good buddy - who is a HUGE Twins fan - yelled GREAT JOB HOMOPHOBE whenever Torii did something praiseworthy at twins games this year. The indignant looks he would get from Twins fans made my…

Oh fuck off with that sentiment.

I worked at a bookstore. In a town. Said bookstore was not in a mall. It was a freestanding building. And that happened twice. Women left their child in my store while they each went to run errands downtown. I told them both that I would call the police if it ever happened again. I am not a free fucking babysitter.…

Formerly my favorite

“...he’s only reading at a second grade level.”

Well now he’ll only be speaking at toddler level.

Yes you do.

Hobby Lobby University?

That is an insane response to someone taking pictures of an empty building.

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Aren’t all Padres supposed to be? It’s probably why they don’t use bat boys

He looks like shit

Rest in peace.

A bigger byline would help. I can list shitty writers employed by SI with ease because they make themselves part of every story and plaster their names at the top of their articles, but photographers are rarely, if ever, the subject of their craft.