i was waiting for Serena to smash her ball at his face, by accident

as i’m mom would say, he’s got a face like a slapped ass.

Probably right. Add in profound willful ignorance and a huge martyr complex - she’s always going to position herself as the “righteous victim” in any situation she can’t bully her way through. Her lawyer sees things the same way. If you disagree with him, you’re evil. Bigotry provides a simple world view.

Why don’t you take a seat over there, Jared?

So they’re in a great spot. They get to have this woman put herself and her money on the line, perhaps while making her a promise of financial support, but without any real obligation to do so, or any danger to themselves. AND they are a tax-free “Christian ministry”, cuz they said they are, so there. Yay.

He’d have an interesting profile now wouldn’t he? “Enjoys air punches. Not afraid to cry.”

Yes, especially WTF parents. I hate stories like this. These are your children for Christ’s sake. My daughter identifies on the LGBT spectrum, and I can’t imagine anything other than just wanting her to be happy — if this were my son, I’d be tearing those fucking assholes to ribbons. Every once in a while she tells me…

Welcome to The Whale’s Vagina

I’m a lifelong Chargers fan and all I have to say is “Fuck you, Spanos.” America's Finest City doesn't need football. We have, well, everything else.

Yeah, but people in San Diego don’t even buy Chargers season tickets, and unlike LA, we actually like and are aware of the Chargers.

They probably win a lot of games by the merci rule.

Grifters gotta grift.

I love this picture. You can just tell that Obama just basically told Walker to go fuck himself and Walker’s just like a-hurrr well jeez.

“talk to me again and i’ll drone the shit out of you”

Did Dr. Amann get him some Z-packs?

I regret to inform you that this is already a thing. Maybe they can replace the olive oil with low sodium chicken broth, replace the walnuts with roasted chickpeas, replace the Parmesan with brewer’s yeast. I’m sure someone’s on it, and I’m sure coconut oil is involved somehow.

Two words: baby food.

Exactly. These people always thought they were super awesome special because the Bible says they’re the ones who can do what they want and tell other “lesser people”, what they will permit them to do.

Take a dump on his porch.

I’m often discouraged from taking my shirt off at the beach because the reflective glare alone could inform malicious aliens of our existence