This makes me sad to be an American.

Not sure how you live in SD but you described YOUR SD.

Dad?

UGGH YES I used to work at weddings, and while I didn’t mind when people got crazy during the time (provided they weren’t breaking things, it was free entertainment for me, and everyone there already knew what an asshole they were), but I HATED it when they’d stay late and try to keep the party going because “we’re…

Is there anything in Indiana that isn’t low rent?

OH MY GOD customers at my work seem to love whistling along to songs. Whistling, unless you are super amazing fantastic fabulous at it, is one of the most annoying sounds in the world. I’m glad you’re enjoying the song, but I hear “Don’t Stop Believin’” about 20 times a day, 5 days a week on the crappy radio station…

Yeah most of all those acapella groups. Fuck Andy Bernard, Glee, and whatever that move with the cups song is

But...But...THEY’RE CUSTOMERS...And Mommy told them they were special and precious and unique AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MELT SUCH GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT SNOWFLAKES, MR. RESTAURANT OWNER PERSON MANAGER GUY DUDE PERSON?!

Bawling my head off with tears of joy at my desk! This is a beautiful day!

“Who Dat?" indeed.

Are you kidding me? Not Galette? The evidence in this video is DAMNING.

Meh. Mutual combat. Everyone in this video should be set adrift at sea to better the future of mankind.

Ethel in Staten Island. Wanna get married.

Larry King’s old USA Today column was the original Twitter.

Michael Jordan never whined about cameras when he won those 20 straight NBA titles playing without any teammates and not making more than minimum wage.

Former newspaper photog here- one of the reasons the photographers are so close is because teams have started selling more and more base/sideline seats. Will LeBron and the union be as vocal about moving these big spenders away from the floor after someone falls into these seats and separates a shoulder?

This was truly a Dusty Finish.

Also, LeBron knows what the fuck he needs to do to win Finals. Splash Bros are getting schooled.

They found the third Reuschel.

I really hate unions. This guy exists solely to stick his head in the sand and pretend the person he represents has no responsibility in why he has no contract. “A player of his caliber?” Part of his caliber is a social black hole in which any team that even tries to sign him is going to get massive amounts of…