Hey maybe she'll post pics of her and Mike at Motherboy 2019!

David, I’m sure that you are on this one, but just in case, and strictly in my benevolent interest in helping Great Hills Partners make lots of money, this one is ripe for a writeup.

Bye, bye, Biden.

This is entitlement. If he’s seriously running for president he has to answer these questions instead of acting personally attacked when people bring up things he’s said in public.

Why are you gals so sensitive.............here, let me give you a back rub; you hair smells nice!

This mess could’ve all been avoided if Saudi Arabia had built a wall and made Iran pay for it.

A witch hunt from a guy literally demanding a foreign leader start a witch hunt on Trump’s political rivals. Trump’s such the master of projection that I wouldn’t be surprised if he was secretly a Muslim born in Kenya. 

Missing from your list: PIVOT!!!!

“In the butt, Bob.”

While Ross was a terrible character, David Schwimmer was a deeply underrated physical comedian upon re-watch.

“be doing the moon.”

First of all, he’s clearly bothered by Captain Moustache’s “I’m tougher than him” stuff.

An actor. He was in The Rockford Files and another show that I can’t remember the name of. I think it started with a M.

I would just like to acknowledge the graffiti on the wall next to the tall dude’s head that just says “I ♥ Pants.”

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

This quote from the Times coverage really summed it all up for me:

It’s been a minute since Brad Pitt did anything that made me proud of him, but I’ll take this. He seems to be a genuinely nice person, once all the self-aggrandizing bullshit of celebrity is washed away. I went to school with one of his cousins and from all accounts their family is as functional as any in rural…

Brad Pitt also didn’t cure cancer while confronting Harvey.  What an asshole. 

“but why did he opt to look like the ghost of a somehow-tan Victorian boy instead?”