I’m sure the people who would choose to wear these use the term “sick” a lot, when referring to something they like.

Fun fact - they’re gonna try to do that anyway! Hell, they’ll cheat to do that anyway (see, McConnell. M.). The idea that we should purposefully restrict our own ability to do fundamentally good things on the off-chance (LOL) that later down the line the Republicans might try to do bad things is so bizarre I can’t…

“Get in line & do it right” addressed to a group of people for whom there is no line & no right way of applying to come here.

Upon hearing Trumps’ hurtful comments, monocles were popped all over the WASP community.

Do you work in a prison or do you have other plans we shouldn’t talk about? 

Is she one of the immigrants who should go back where she came from? It’s so hard to keep up with these things.

I’m not sure I could pick my own junk out of a line-up, let alone someone else’s.

3 7/16 inches thick

“That hypocrite vapes four pods a day.”

Aside from “small medium large” or “cut uncut” how the fuck are you describing some dude’s junk in a way that clearly identifies him?

Fuck off. Our immigration systems are aggressively discriminatory. When you’re family came to America, it was probably still in the period where you just had to show up at Ellis Island. And even if it was more restrictive, it was certainly easier than it is now.

His whole premise is fucking wrong. I think angry is exactly what Democratic primary voters want, because that’s what most of us are. If you’re not pissed about Trump, stealing the Supreme Court, kids in cages, and willful inaction regarding guns, then you don’t represent most Democratic voters.

“Corrupt Rage-Filled Maniac Critiques Appearance of Adorable Upright Long-Time Public Servant who has Inspired Millions. Film at 11!”

Is Chris hitting the bronzer pretty hard or is that just the LED lighting? 

If only there was something we could do.

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

“To have gone from where people didn’t know much about us to where people actively hate us, it’s difficult,” said Chris Harris, who was an agent for 21 years and a Border Patrol union official until he retired in June 2018. “There’s no doubt morale has been poor in the past, and it’s abysmal now. I know a lot of guys…

I applaud the author of the Donald J Trump Big Hands No Collusion Not Small Penis And Also Background Check Those Mother Fuckers bill.

I wish “Think of the CHILDREN!” extended to the children that are starving, homeless, and abused every day in the country. But don’t look now, middle class Becky took a puff of that e-cig.

You left out the part of the phone call where Pelosi and Schumer promised Trump that after the photo op they’re going to take him to McDonald’s for a happy meal and if he’s especially good he can bring Lou Dobbs.