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The Nosferatu remake looks like shit. That special effects makeup is way worse than the original!

“and if you complain, I’m just bringing in some dumb polocks like I used to!”

My cocaine addict Dad has more energy than any man on earth. He’s stealing my money, giving blow jobs for cash, not holding a steady job, and incoherently ranting about everything, every single day. Love him or hate him (I fucking hate him) you have to admit that he’s not only doing exactly what he said he was going

“Frankly I’m way more embarrassed by all the inspirational quotes I’ve screen grabbed.”

Meme-ball. Abbondanza!

“This is part of president Trump keeping his promises,” Cuccinelli explained at one point. “This is not new or a surprise.”

That but instead of words just increasingly frantic and wild hand gestures.

or fettucine al-n-word

How was your day, dear?

Narrator: It was.

I caught two seconds of a morning show my friend was listening to, I don’t even know what it was, and they called the Trump brothers McPoyles and now I can’t get it out of my head. Maybe they didn’t come up with it. I don’t know. It’s beautiful.

Yes. It’s also a crime against humanity. This is what America is now.

Isn't firing into another country an act of war?

I am Donald Trump, Sr.'s complete lack of interest.

Oh boy, civility!

Just stop with the childish jokes and please use his full name of Penis Swett.

The thing is, no one cares about victims. Our president confessed to sexual assault and still got elected, and that really drove it home for me. People believe that victims deserve it and they only get upset when some people seem to be getting away with something they can’t get away with.